Sunday, November 2, 2008

Silver Lining of horrible Celtics loss: Danny Granger has to pay for dental work

MY teeth hurt.

WELL the FUCKING Celtics lost to the Indiana Pacers Saturday, causing various time-space continuum problems. But hey, at least we knocked out Danny Granger's teeth! And in an "unintentional" way (hey it was his fault for diving for the loose ball), so you can't really blame the Celtics (aka Paul Pierce). Sadly, everyone on the team not counting Kevin Garnett, and unfortunately including His Royal Highness Leon Powe, "did not play up to their potential" aka played like shit. The excuse is jet lag and not getting into a hotel room til 4 am following a game the night before. Ok I GUESS I can understand but 15 hours is plenty enough time to sleep and wake up. I should know considering thats what I do on weekends (particularly Saturday). Hopefully thats why we lost and not because we're overrated. In any case, I expect 60 wins this year. And another NBA Championship. Ya feel me bitches?



-J-Duff

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