Thursday, November 20, 2008

this blog is 99.99999999999999% dead

Well, until they unban me from isketch (never) I'm not writing anything else in this blog. So it's pretty much dead. It was fun for like a week anyway. But the life cycle of something like this is very short and turbulent. My life has been particularily crap lately and I feel like shit today. I think it might have been that hot chocolate and/or the sky ranch chicken tenders today, but my stomach is bothering me to say the least. Well, bye. For evar.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

TV tropes hacked

Apparently TV Tropes has been hacked by some loser with nothing better to do than ruin someone's website. So all those links on my page are pretty much useless for now. It gives me one less thing to do. It's like the guy upstairs is telling me to "actually do something". But all I'm hearing is "Haha, I'm ruining your life, piece by piece."

btw it got unhacked liek the day after I wrote this.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Scary

Did you ever have a dream where it felt like someone was pulling you? Some force that you couldn't understand? Something so powerful, you can't even express what happened in words?

Well that happened this morning. And has happened before. I remember watching something about Muhammad the prophet being pulled by a terrible force (God or the archangel I can't remember) and being scared and unable to speak for a while.

Except this kind of thing is supposed to have a message and I wasn't feelin one. Maybe it's supposed to be a wakeup call to stop screwing around so much. But I don't take it as such. It was so weird I felt like I was awake when it happened.

MEh but I'll bore you another time.

I have developed an increasingly cynical view since getting banned from iSketch (and not receiving responses from feedback) and I feel, in turn, that I'm not obligated to answer the call of the world, aka doing homework, going to class, talking to people, because I've been screwed with, until this is (improbably) resolved. But then fear of faiure eventually turns me around when I realize it is completely necessary to do shit. I don't understand why people do things for no reward. I mean what the fuck's the point of caring if you don't get anything out of it?

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Monday, November 3, 2008

Lord Leon

behold Your Majesty in all his glory


In my previous post I mentioned Leon Powe for no apparent reason. But there is always a reason. Leon Powe is quite simply the best player in the world and unquestioned ruler of the universe. Oh the big 3 is better? Pfft there is no big 3. Only Leon Powe. Get your facts straight. The only reason the Celtics one last year was because of Leon Powe's outstanding play. What are you standing around for? BOW DOWN before your Lord and Master!

Behold his unrivaled badassery here and here.

-J-Duff, subordinate of Lord Leon Powe

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Silver Lining of horrible Celtics loss: Danny Granger has to pay for dental work

MY teeth hurt.

WELL the FUCKING Celtics lost to the Indiana Pacers Saturday, causing various time-space continuum problems. But hey, at least we knocked out Danny Granger's teeth! And in an "unintentional" way (hey it was his fault for diving for the loose ball), so you can't really blame the Celtics (aka Paul Pierce). Sadly, everyone on the team not counting Kevin Garnett, and unfortunately including His Royal Highness Leon Powe, "did not play up to their potential" aka played like shit. The excuse is jet lag and not getting into a hotel room til 4 am following a game the night before. Ok I GUESS I can understand but 15 hours is plenty enough time to sleep and wake up. I should know considering thats what I do on weekends (particularly Saturday). Hopefully thats why we lost and not because we're overrated. In any case, I expect 60 wins this year. And another NBA Championship. Ya feel me bitches?



-J-Duff

Jeezy 4 prez

CHYEAAAAAAAAAAAH


One thing you will have to learn very quickly about me is that Young Jeezy is my favorite rapper. I have many songs of his on my computer and listen to them often. I think Jeezy is real as he claims (even though I don't have any excuse for validating anything he says) and thus he is true to his words. Once I read a rolling stones article interviewing Young Jeezy in which he claims that he wishes to "touch the hearts of men." Which is a very deep statement few rappers make. I would like to take this opportunity to provide you with a list of my favorite songs by Young Jeezy (in no goddamn correct order):

Air Forces
Gangsta Music
Put On
My President
Crazy World
Vacation
Go Crazy
White Girl (remix)
Go Getta
We Jook
Soul Survivor
Get Ya Mind Right
Trap or Die
That's How Ya Feel
etc.

I think I'll stop there on the risk of sounding like I'm fucking obsessed but there u have it. JEEEEEEEEEEEEZY N!GGA and no I'm not racist feel free to discuss the merits of nigga vs "the real n-word" at length.




Oh yeah the US Presidential election is in like tomorrow and you better vote for Obama. Or else. Not an idle threat

love,
-J-Duff